The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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