Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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