Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
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