It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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