shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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