I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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