its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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