This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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