Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
It's official drugs can't kill me
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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