whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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