Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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