North Korea, Best Korea!
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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