where does the pee come out of this thing
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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