the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
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i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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