you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
You need Xanax blowdarts
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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