just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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