So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I have fence marks all over my body
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Randomize
