That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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