brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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