My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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