I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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