Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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