i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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