finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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