TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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