He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
His hands were made for my vagina.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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