it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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