Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
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