Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
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