I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
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