she was so not down for the gang bang
the condom got lost in my hair
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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