I wish i was in the wii world.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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