Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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