I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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