Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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