So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Yo dont text me then not text me
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
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