with your own penis?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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