Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i think i have herpe
just one?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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