Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
My ass is underappreciated
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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