I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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