That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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