Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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