I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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