I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
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