It's like a parade of train wrecks.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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