we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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