I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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