ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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