I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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