Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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